Well, my history hasn't been that bad... I just complain the loudest.

So far I've replaced:
Front right hub
Front left wheel speed sensor
Shuttle Valve replacement
Brake Switch
And now, reading your comment I'm thinking I'm a complete dork. why? Well, because when I put the ABS extensions on the left rear sensor had trouble making a good connection. We put some dialectic grease in there and it worked fairly reliably. I somehow forgot about that sensor... Maybe I'll re-grease it tomorrow.
In defense of my stupidity, the codes did indicate a shuttle valve failure, and the brake switch did appear to be sticking. I have a feeling I might have several items going bad at once.
--Craig